I love Ambien

So i was late to work today. it sucked too, b/c i was all jonesed to wake up at a decent hour and work out, have a healthy breakfast and get to work exactly on time.

But after going to sleep at an uncharacteristically early hour, i found myself terribly awake at 2am. after a half hour of tossing and turning, i finally resolved to do something about it. i went to my cabinet and broke off a third of an Ambien and returned to my bed. 20 minutes later, i was sleeping very well.

5 hours later, i had missed my work out window and had to rush around like a crazy monkey just to get to work a half hour late.

but i do feel well rested.

i love Ambien, despite its ability to block out all alarm clock noise.